things...

I have moved to a house within the limits of Cincinnati. Feels nice to be a city dweller.

Spent Saturday night with 20,000 of my closest friends and NIN at US Bank Arena downtown Cincinnati.

I will be updating this sporadically until i get internet at home.

I am working on several things for you to read.

be patient.

i will make god damn sure it is worth your wait.

i am not sure what book is coming out on October 1. I have taken several pieces of feedback to heart. I should put out what my readers want, not what I want right?

right.


right.

right.

EJ Wasson

antiTHEsis

an EJ Wasson novel.

This will be THE place to stay up to date on the new novel that is due out on 10.01.06.

antiTHEsis is the story of John Buckley. A pastor and a man of strong faith. This story will attempt to teach us about the struggles of staying true to your faith.

Sounds like a wonderful all-american plotline so far...right?

Remember...its an EJ Wasson novel.

More hints to come...and a few more things

Be excited....The gears are moving and jesus it feels good.

EJ Wasson
2.21.06

9 days without an entry...

Sometimes

I need some time.

To clarify, reclarify, and reclarify.

To narrow the vision to that which I do best.

Think. Create. Tell the world.

The times you have waited for...and that I have been wanting to give you is coming:

antiTHEsis
an EJ Wasson Novel

available 10.01.2006

Going to Kansas City...

Kansas City here I come.

I am going for my "real job" for four days. I look forward to it. I will miss my wife and dughter though, as I will be gone on Valentines day.

The Global Marketing Plan on and the world said nothing, is working. I just rec'vd the royalties from my first www.bn.com sales. Search ej wasson

I am kicking around the idea of a webpage again. I miss the exposure, and being the fact that i am the worlds largest attention whore, it is embarrassing to not have a place of my own on the www. This blog has done ok..but should be a sidebar, and not the main attraction to my web presence.

Writing is not happening right now...still PC problems..BUT. I am getting closer to the device that i need to do what i want. More to come there.

Take care,
Tell your loved ones they are in fact loved,
Talk soon,

EJ Wasson

Cartoons

I am constantly amazed by this world and the things which propel it. Now, the fury over cartoons is causing people to die.

cartoons
cartoons
drawings

pen mightier than the sword? Apparently.

I am so glad I am an AMERICAN! FREEDOM is what thousands die for...Freedom to see Muhammed in a cartoon, freedom to think maybe Jesus had a girlfriend, freedom to think Satan works at Burger King...freedom to think outside the box of myopia, and religious tyranny.

I am open to any religion...and I understand people dont always agree with each other on religion, and if someone wants to make fun of my religion....or even just draw a cartoon about it...how will that affect my life? IT WONT.

Religion is about faith isnt it? If I believe that my watch is my God..and I worship it, and it gets me through my life with comfort...and i have faith in it. There is NOTHING that can make me think otherwise. So fuck you if you dont think the watch is my savior...

It was a cartoon. Drop it. JESUS H. CHRIST!!


...oops, now i have just pissed off the Christians.

HAIL TIMEX!
EJ Wasson

Post 100

Its just a shame I dont have more to tell you.

But, 100 times is still historic right?

Historic enough to create its own post?

Who cares right?

STILL A NON SMOKER 5 WEEKS LATER!!!! now thats historic.

More soon...

EJ Wasson

my font protected attempt at keeping the joke alive. X RATED

A guy walks into a talent agency and tells the agent he has an incredible act he needs to see.

The agent say, "what is it?"

The guy says" Well, me, my wife, my son and my daughter come out on the stage. My wife takes off her top and bounces her tits around while my son sticks his fingers inside of her. My daughter comes over and fondles my cock until its hard enough to stick into my wifes cunt. My son then goes after my daughter and we are all fucking on the stage. We take turns sucking and fucking each other. When we all cum, my son and i sodomize my wife and then we play tick tack toe on her back using our shit covered cocks as our crayons. My daughter then comes over, licks up the mess on her mothers back and we all bow away from the audience and take a shit right there on the stage with a play-dough fun factory mold attached to our anus."

The agent sits there stunned for a moment, and then says "What do you call that act?"

The guy smiles and says, "The Aristocrats"

after a horrible day filled with controversy...(more later)

"Arent we best friends?"
-Mairin ( 3 yr old daughter)

"Who?"
-EJW

"Me and You"
-Mairin

"Absolutely hon"
-EJW

FIVE MINUTES LATER:

"Mairin, are we best friends?"
-EJW

"Nope"
-Mairin

"I thought we were best friends?"
-EJW

"Im busy right now. Seriously, I am getting work done." (as she colors)
-Mairin

Awesome...still laughing at it.

I love you kids.

Dad